Two Average Guys LLC
We build consumer brands, and the software that runs them.
Two Average Guys is a privately held company based in Austin, Texas. We own and operate a small group of consumer brands, and we develop the commerce, operations, and inventory software those brands run on every day.
What we do
Most companies our size either sell a product or write software. We do both, on purpose. Operating our own brands tells us exactly where the operational friction is, and building our own systems means we can remove it instead of waiting on a vendor roadmap.
The result is a small portfolio of brands sharing one internally developed platform for ordering, production, inventory, fulfillment, and customer communication.
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Consumer brands
We own our brands outright rather than operating them as an agency or reseller. That includes product development, sourcing, pricing, and the customer relationship.
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Commerce and operations software
Storefronts, admin systems, ERP integrations, and inventory and production tracking, built in house for our own brands and staff.
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Applied AI for operations
Internal assistants that let our team place orders, check stock, and manage production through natural language instead of navigating a dozen screens.
Our brands
Each brand is independently operated, with its own products, customers, and market. They share our platform and our back office.
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Promotional and foodservice
Candy Sense
Custom printed confectionery and personal care items for the promotional products industry and foodservice buyers. Mints, caramels, chocolates, lollipops, rolls, tins, wipes, and gels, produced to order with a customer's branding.
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Online retail
Metaphoric
A direct to consumer online store, with its own storefront, catalog, and fulfillment. Runs on our platform end to end, from the product page through to the packing slip.
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Internal platform
Mint
Our internal operations assistant. Staff use it to create orders, look up accounts and inventory, and manage production runs conversationally, on desktop and on mobile.
Get in touch
General enquiries, partnership, and supplier questions all reach a real person. We answer during US business hours.
- Office
- 600 Congress Ave, Floor 14
Austin, TX 78701
United States